tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

theeppytomymacca:

softgrungepuppy:

so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book

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and inside it she wrote

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and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny”  ”generous” etc

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every single page

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this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad

i almost cried 

parenting

you’re doing it right

now thats love

merosse:

this is my “how every person abpve the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face

merosse:

this is my “how every person abpve the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face

bitchytbh:

My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

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condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

jesussbabymomma:

SOME KID MY BROTHER IS FRIENDS WITH CRASHED HIS CAR AND HIS PARENTS TOOK PICTURES OF HIS FAILURES

jesussbabymomma:

SOME KID MY BROTHER IS FRIENDS WITH CRASHED HIS CAR AND HIS PARENTS TOOK PICTURES OF HIS FAILURES

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

pleatedjeans:

parents are embarrassing. via

pleatedjeans:

parents are embarrassing. via

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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when your parents ask you to help them

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