This is why you should not drink and drive. I crashed this car, an EA Ford Falcon, by myself back in 2006 after 2 bottles of Jim Beam after leaving a friends 21st birthday party at around 1-2am.

I have no memory of the accident but they tell me I hit a parked parked car at 120km/h (75mph), with no signs of breaking, I rolled the car 4 times and not the normal way, I rolled end to end, bonnet to boot in between the parked cars and houses. I came to a stop upside down on someone front lawn somewhere around 75-100m (245-328ft) from the original crash site.

I remember coming to upside down in a crawl space I felt around and I was wearing a seat belt and I felt in front of me and there was a steering wheel so I knew right then I had crashed my car. I tried to get out and my feet were stuck as the engine had pushed the firewall back so far it had crushed the foot well, but after I pulled my feet out of my shoes I managed to get them out. Then I tried to open the door, no dice, so I tried to get out the window but the roof was pushed down so far I could not fit through the window hole. That is all I remember, the police found me passed out next to the car and the back door was open so that’s how I got out.

I only had a scratch on my left foot and one on my right shoulder, no broken bones or bad bruising. I almost went to jail for dangerous driving but ended up with my licence suspended for 3 years and a $2500 fine.

I was very lucky as you can see from the pics, I mean the steering wheel was bent from where the road hit it and I was holding onto that; the last two pics are of where I was sitting, the last one was taken from just behind the drivers seat (cars are right hand drive in Australia, also there’s a small description of the pics when you click on them).

This is nothing to be proud of, I’d just thought I share.

Me when I was younger, click photos for approximate ages.

pau1y:

blogging game so raw I caught Salmonella 

Duranbah (D’bah), Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia, 12th of February 2013.

The beach at Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia, 23rd of December, 2012.

The beach at Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia, 23rd of December, 2012.

Me and couple of mates on New Year’s Eve about to go meet up with some more friends, I’m in the middle.

Me having a Bintang in Bali in between haggling for goods, haggling is hard work in Bali. I’m guy on the right.

Me having a Bintang in Bali in between haggling for goods, haggling is hard work in Bali. I’m guy on the right.

Here is a video of a little restaurant/bar on a clifftop in Uluwatu, Bali. I will post some more from my holiday later.

This is 10 minutes from where I live -
The Sand Pumping Jetty on The Spit in Southport, Gold Coast, QLD, Australia
All rights reserved by James.McGregor

This is 10 minutes from where I live -

The Sand Pumping Jetty on The Spit in Southport, Gold Coast, QLD, Australia

All rights reserved by James.McGregor

Welcome to my tumblr, my name is Jonno, I’m Australian but don’t hold that against me. I’m in my late 20’s and I live on the sunny Gold Coast. This is where I post things that amuse and interest me scavenged from the internet. Start scrolling, take a look and feel free to ask me anything; get scrolling already. You can see some pics of me here and I track the tag jonnovstheinternet so if you want me to see something tag it with that.

Welcome to my tumblr, my name is Jonno, I’m Australian but don’t hold that against me. I’m in my late 20’s and I live on the sunny Gold Coast. This is where I post things that amuse and interest me scavenged from the internet. Start scrolling, take a look and feel free to ask me anything; get scrolling already. You can see some pics of me here and I track the tag jonnovstheinternet so if you want me to see something tag it with that.