where did you get the bmo plushie???
Anonymous

my amazing gf got it for me from eb games, but if you’re not Australian I’d say try the cartoon network online shop

hello friend! I know it's been like three months but I have a tips for u to cook a motherfuckin potato and own it's ass. You have to poke holes in it so it can get that bitch ass steam out of is when you cook it or it's dumb ass will explode and fuckin ruin ur day but like you need like fork and like stab it like it's Caesar. and put it on a paper towel so u don't ruin a precious plate ur dead grandma gave you for christmas. last but on least put it on for 5 mins and repeat if not done inside.
Anonymous

tips for u to cook a motherfuckin potato and own it’s ass

do you still work at petsmart
Anonymous

I never worked at pet smart

Hi. I saw the unicorn breathing fire with a cat with a golden gun on his back. Is this your image? I would LOVE to use it on a t-shirt and am trying to track down the owner for permission. Thanks for your time. -Paige
Anonymous

shit can you point me to a link for it or its one of my posts, just submit me the link and if that doesnt works just put some brackets or spaces in the url

How much followers do you have?
Anonymous

more than jesus did when he was “alive”

whats "I think in decimals and dollars I am the cause to all your problems" from??????
Anonymous

it’s from a song from my favourite band Brand New called “Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don’t” off their album Deja Entendu. I’ve posted it before I’ll reblog it :)

what are you working? -esa
Anonymous

I am chemist for a pharmaceutical company in R&D, I test the pills etc for quality/purity and impurity plus some other stuff

i had an inappropriate dream about you last night and it was so hot i swear i was still moaning when i woke up. if you're as good as in my dreams then your girlfriend's pretty lucky. i hope you treat her right outside the bedroom too though.
Anonymous

and

actually

You live in Australia?! I want to study abroad there next year! Any advice?
Anonymous

is everything upside in Australia???
Anonymous

sǝʎ

hiiiiiiiiiiii whats up
Anonymous

just chillin

before you cook potatoes you have to poke holes in them; if you don't they may explode, and that's probably what happened to your friend in that picture!! you may have already gotten a message similar to this, and i apologize for that sir, but here it is if you haven't. have a nice day!!
Anonymous

hot tips for potato microwavers

hi there i´m from austria, and have only been to the west coast of australia yet... do you think i should visit the east coast as well, and for what reason? also i wanted to say, your craws sound reeeeally strange. best regards! esa
Anonymous

fuck yes the east coast is awesome, I live on the Gold Coast in Queensland and its pretty nice here. maybe check this site out www.visit-queensland.com/

Do you mean crows???

are you in memecenter?
Anonymous

no, is there a fake account there or something let me know

1. Hi. 2. I can attest to your "quite nice"-ness. You've always answered my anons nicely. 3. What's a bogan? I know I could google it, but I'd rather hear it from an honest-to-god Australian.
Anonymous

Hi to you too :) A bogan is Australia’s version of a redneck