[Emily Flake]

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

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breaking bad news with cute animals

"I work at PetSmart and they wanted us to put a pet on our nametag, but they don’t have to be your actual pet." [via]

"I work at PetSmart and they wanted us to put a pet on our nametag, but they don’t have to be your actual pet." [via]

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nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete

Brand New - Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't
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I am heaven sent,
Don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever wanted,
What all the other boys all promised.
Sorry I told. I just needed you to know.
I think in decimals and dollars.
I am the cause to all your problems,
Shelter from cold. we are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me what’s it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew..

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