uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ɯ,ı rm_f1st('8','220','true','false','000000','7m3va38yfvu','true','ff0000'); Tumblr (3.0; @jonnovstheinternet)http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/Me: *using men's room*<br /> Me: Damn my hands are cold anyone want to hold this for me<br /> Guys in men's room: Awkward silence and strange lookshttp://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144381403http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144381403Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:43 +1000I actually did this at a nightclubso awkwardI thought it was funnyno one else didlol<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/50825770487/i-cant-wait-until-the-days-when-were-all-old-and">rabioheab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144139932http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144139932Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:05 +1000future<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7380a86edd1263e1bb7b72b8b5b77b39/tumblr_mn7ria8c4Y1qlocr1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144071115http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51144071115Thu, 23 May 2013 22:27:16 +1000jesus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d92a8efff8c1a26cb496f39060ad693d/tumblr_mn80ayy1cd1rjxoico1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143983937http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143983937Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:49 +1000kidswtfgif<p><a href="http://esexist.tumblr.com/post/48970948981/yeah-there-are-a-lot-of-fish-in-the-sea-but-how" class="tumblr_blog">esexist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards</p></blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143951041http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143951041Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:55 +1000dating<p>The sponsored dash posts are not bad for advertising, fairly unobtrusive imo.</p>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143821549http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143821549Thu, 23 May 2013 22:20:21 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1m2c9JHR1qcesrwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-eyes-lavender-skies.tumblr.com/post/50788985728/lord-butttouch-oh-my-god-so-casually-placed">blue-eyes-lavender-skies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-butttouch.tumblr.com/post/50566444638">lord-butttouch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>so casually placed</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143687012http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51143687012Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:34 +1000tumblrtanned<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12d7a2aa687bd34f192e56c518a8f4b4/tumblr_mn92f2uwEs1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>By 1zwo3 in Bonn, Germany.<a href="https://www.facebook.com/1zwo3" id="js_2"><br/></a></p>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51142902850http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51142902850Thu, 23 May 2013 21:54:00 +10001zwo3BonnGermanyhello kittyAliensalienhello alienstreet artartgraffitilol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4de00f2e712242ad7d89ef0623cd7f1/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ab3a32a9948277739c417388dcbb298/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16ef3671051252f705dae55689db12c0/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a15a8f678ae4754ddfba26ee48076b5/tumblr_mmo516JQif1qa64bjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bluedogeyes.tumblr.com/post/50227170807/kinky-nature-via-smbc" class="tumblr_blog">bluedogeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Kinky nature</strong> <em>(via <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2971#comic">smbc</a><span>)</span></em></p></blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51091240158http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51091240158Thu, 23 May 2013 06:25:03 +1000comicspraying mantis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://mediaite.tumblr.com/post/51072459250/cnns-wolf-blitzer-asks-atheist-tornado-survivor" class="tumblr_blog">mediaite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bit.ly/YXS7eK"><strong>CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’</strong></a></p></blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51091157476http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51091157476Thu, 23 May 2013 06:23:55 +1000oaklahomatornadoathiestgif<p>Up so early</p>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51090335026http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51090335026Thu, 23 May 2013 06:12:51 +10006:12am<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e49c2d15f3258c2f376a715af578177/tumblr_ml3w42iQAK1qm8fzgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mre407.tumblr.com/post/50794330841/i-feel-like-this-snake-just-told-a-bad-joke-and-is">mre407</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..</p> </blockquote> <p><em>“What does a snake wear to the beach?</em><br/><em> A pythong.”</em></p>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51067380483http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51067380483Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:28 +1000snakesbad joke<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d441191d6cd37a5a381113918980557/tumblr_mmyh7lmFqZ1qepc7ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51067228592http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51067228592Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:44 +1000penis<p><a href="http://jaseherondale.tumblr.com/post/51057173576/childrapist666-edwad-jaseherondale-did" class="tumblr_blog">jaseherondale</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://childrapist666.tumblr.com/post/51056157134">childrapist666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwad.tumblr.com/post/46406279578/jaseherondale-did-you-know-in-that-australia">edwad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaseherondale.tumblr.com/post/46369871583/did-you-know-in-that-australia-its-five-times">jaseherondale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love</p> </blockquote> <p>yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian</p> </blockquote> <p>i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/906e0f6dda94551c8dee6d5dc3b193f7/tumblr_inline_mn6wbbkW0c1qz4rgp.jpg" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066664304http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066664304Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:56 +1000australia<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kenzis.tumblr.com/post/50981202861/so-apparently-kevin-rudd-changed-his-stance-on-gay">kenzis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’<br/><span><br/>kev got the d</span><br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/47a72d33f950141a4c923c174e67cb62/tumblr_inline_mn59a5NeAm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066560079http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066560079Wed, 22 May 2013 22:53:15 +1000kevin ruddthe d<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e234fe2fd78e83bdc26354b551bcc96/tumblr_mn418coYfd1ruz9g1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://primroseonfire.tumblr.com/post/50922398504/god-dammit-cole">primroseonfire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GOD DAMMIT COLE</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066540633http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066540633Wed, 22 May 2013 22:52:44 +1000cole sprousetweetstumblryahoo<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boygrimlark.tumblr.com/post/51030689733">boygrimlark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scout-ebubbles.tumblr.com/post/51028275620">scout-ebubbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://docot.tumblr.com/post/51027068579/freddybenson-leovaldezstyle-freddybenson">docot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freddybenson.com/post/51026908417/leovaldezstyle-freddybenson-a-b-c">freddybenson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leovaldezstyle.tumblr.com/post/51018197473/freddybenson-a-b">leovaldezstyle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freddybenson.com/post/51013606293/a">freddybenson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A</p> </blockquote> <p>B</p> </blockquote> <p>C</p> </blockquote> <p>the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours</p> </blockquote> <p>D</p> </blockquote> <p>E</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066455282http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066455282Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:32 +1000abc<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/49330810617/grizzlygrandma-meladoodle-zooey-deschanel">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grizzlygrandma.tumblr.com/post/49330733366/meladoodle-zooey-deschanel-came-on-tv-today-and">grizzlygrandma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/49257606958/zooey-deschanel-came-on-tv-today-and-my-dad-said">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”</p> </blockquote> <p>So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao</p> </blockquote> <p>you should probably get that checked out</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066090014http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51066090014Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:03 +1000zooey deschanel<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07cae27901c2e8537192fdd2cce6bf15/tumblr_meu4vgJKC81r8aaxzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercuriesrising.tumblr.com/post/39688238368/kirbyrightbackatya-night-creeping-rascal">mercuriesrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kirbyrightbackatya.tumblr.com/post/39449513538/night-creeping-rascal-kankristhighhighs-in">kirbyrightbackatya</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://night-creeping-rascal.tumblr.com/post/37798897656/kankristhighhighs-in-art-class-my-friend-rolled">night-creeping-rascal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kankristhighhighs.tumblr.com/post/37662152209/in-art-class-my-friend-rolled-himself-in-bubble">kankristhighhighs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/some-people-are-destined-for-greatness">#some people are destined for greatness</a></p> </blockquote> <p><em>its always the math teacher who tells you you cant</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Yes good.</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51062788110http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51062788110Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:11 +1000schoolbubble wrap<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a68a0c49e0b5f01b6abea8c06a33e84/tumblr_mn5tr6cuZl1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/51001094069/pussy-magnet">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pussy Magnet.</p> </blockquote>http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51062780080http://jonnovstheinternet.tumblr.com/post/51062780080Wed, 22 May 2013 21:08:56 +1000cats