intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

dutchster:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

14inches:

((((((((this is a website))))))))))

((((((((((stop taking everything seriously))))))))

((((((stop caring about follower count))))))

(((((((((((((unfollow people if you dont like them)))))))))))))

(((((((((don’t whine if someone deletes your comment)))))))

((((((dont b an asshole and send hate))))))

((((website))))

(((((((((supposed 2 b fun)))))))

((((((((((((stop))))))))))))

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

chusska:

So I sometimes work at a bar to earn some money and it can get pretty boring if there is bad weather and no customers.

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So I started taking photos of lemons and sending them to my sister.

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On a romantic dinner.

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Mourning over the ashes of loved ones (that´s lemon flavoured Cedevita in the jar)

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Winning a trophy.

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Virgin sacrifice.

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Murder.

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There is a spy among us.

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Strip club.

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You are in the army now.

And last but not least:

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There has been a terrible accident.

My sister didn´t reply to any of my messages…

insta-gramcracker:

when cats do the sticky out tongue thing all problems in life just disappear

Australian tv at it’s finest

I can’t wait for this

I can’t wait for this

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

memewhore:

Micro-photography of individual snowflakes by Alexey Kljatov

"Snowflakes on Pubes"