take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty
All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for iiiitt……
do you ever feel like a plastic swag
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle