imreallycoolandfriendly:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain


I hate this

imreallycoolandfriendly:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

I hate this

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

what a time to be alive

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

sscizorss:

I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian. 

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

ugly:

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

whose down to try?

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

paintraincomic:

Classic Pain Train 3/3!
The time it took the germs to arrange themselves used to be “9.9” but everyone pointed out that wasn’t a measurement of time so I changed it just now. Retcons, ladies and gentlemen!
Anyway, that’s all for classic Pain Train. I found it a lot harder to pick these than I thought it would. As it turns out, I still like a lot of those old strips! You can see them over on the main site if you want, anything before 2013 will be new to you. Thanks for hanging out! 100% new content starting again on Monday!

paintraincomic:

Classic Pain Train 3/3!

The time it took the germs to arrange themselves used to be “9.9” but everyone pointed out that wasn’t a measurement of time so I changed it just now. Retcons, ladies and gentlemen!

Anyway, that’s all for classic Pain Train. I found it a lot harder to pick these than I thought it would. As it turns out, I still like a lot of those old strips! You can see them over on the main site if you want, anything before 2013 will be new to you. Thanks for hanging out! 100% new content starting again on Monday!

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

diesendork:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

Sequel coming soon: people who are afraid of hieghts (a series of pictures of normal ppl on the ground…. Probably sitting… Or laying.

happyjarcomic:

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