sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

when you see your ex out with a new guy

image

pdlcomics:

Deception
[Jill Sullivan]
I sure hope so

I sure hope so

I remember talking to Apple fans about Samsung phones and one of the things that would almost always come up was how the Samsungs were too big, “they wont fit in my pocket” etc. So now that the iPhone is pretty much the same size do you think they wont buy it???

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

mishasminions:

applespine:

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

is this what tumblr thinks up at night

MY TIME HAS COME

mishasminions:

applespine:

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

is this what tumblr thinks up at night

MY TIME HAS COME