iammyurl:

By Erica Kuschel.

If this doesn’t make you want to visit Peru, then you don’t deserve to see these pics. Shoo shoo scroll away.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sassy Cat [x]

andrope:

i added subtle sass.

andrope:

i added subtle sass.

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

crazy-noor replied to your post: can’t fucking wait

where is that !!! i live in UAE !

Australia!!!

can’t fucking wait

can’t fucking wait

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

safelyendangered:

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hello friend! I know it's been like three months but I have a tips for u to cook a motherfuckin potato and own it's ass. You have to poke holes in it so it can get that bitch ass steam out of is when you cook it or it's dumb ass will explode and fuckin ruin ur day but like you need like fork and like stab it like it's Caesar. and put it on a paper towel so u don't ruin a precious plate ur dead grandma gave you for christmas. last but on least put it on for 5 mins and repeat if not done inside.
Anonymous

tips for u to cook a motherfuckin potato and own it’s ass

I get do many questions and tips about the microwave potato post. It was my friend not me and I don’t really care enough to pass on all the potato microwaving techniques. I personally don’t use a microwave to cook potatoes or really cook anything really. Microwave are more a reheating and quick defrosting thing for me :)

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child