what a time to be alive

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

sscizorss:

I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian. 

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

ugly:

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

whose down to try?

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

paintraincomic:

Classic Pain Train 3/3!
The time it took the germs to arrange themselves used to be “9.9” but everyone pointed out that wasn’t a measurement of time so I changed it just now. Retcons, ladies and gentlemen!
Anyway, that’s all for classic Pain Train. I found it a lot harder to pick these than I thought it would. As it turns out, I still like a lot of those old strips! You can see them over on the main site if you want, anything before 2013 will be new to you. Thanks for hanging out! 100% new content starting again on Monday!

paintraincomic:

Classic Pain Train 3/3!

The time it took the germs to arrange themselves used to be “9.9” but everyone pointed out that wasn’t a measurement of time so I changed it just now. Retcons, ladies and gentlemen!

Anyway, that’s all for classic Pain Train. I found it a lot harder to pick these than I thought it would. As it turns out, I still like a lot of those old strips! You can see them over on the main site if you want, anything before 2013 will be new to you. Thanks for hanging out! 100% new content starting again on Monday!

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

diesendork:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

Sequel coming soon: people who are afraid of hieghts (a series of pictures of normal ppl on the ground…. Probably sitting… Or laying.

happyjarcomic:

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ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.