The Primeminister of Australia just told will & Kate that they are bigger than Kelly Slater, so embarrassed to be Australian right now
asilookatthemoon:The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
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Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
"the test is today"
yes i do graffiti
public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity
and then you look down at your textbook and its like
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
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ppl in africa are dying
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Cats come in both liquid and solid form.