Jonno vs the internet

Jul 30

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via hemmis)

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via jodyrobots)

d0cpr0fess0r:

d0cpr0fess0r:

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(Source: hipsterfart, via conventionalcrying)

sobersexting:

babyferaligator:

BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES 

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(Source: 420dongsquad, via punkmonksteven)

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via hagridsbooty)

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

(via gnarly)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via frecklesonthed)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via ruinedchildhood)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via pizza)

outatnight:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

Yeah but how big are the fries

outatnight:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

Yeah but how big are the fries

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

lollopingbigbrownbear:

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks

(Source: realpostal)

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guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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(Source: guy)

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