4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

champainemami:

happy halloween

champainemami:

happy halloween

pdlcomics:

Dinosaurs

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

image

uglyfun:

eggpunk:

my friend in japan found a really cool book

japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected

shutupaubrey:

the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

They are not allowed to sell alcohol in grocery store here in Australia

keyote:

fiji-bitch:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

I must learn my areas

fuck her in the eyes

keyote:

fiji-bitch:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

I must learn my areas

fuck her in the eyes