I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
“What does a snake wear to the beach?
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’
kev got the d
GOD DAMMIT COLE
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao
you should probably get that checked out
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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