sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

jodyrobots:

3lixar:



my love

jodyrobots:

3lixar:

my love

cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg

cootyxqueen:

shin-akuma420:

why is it pixelized? is she holding a dick in her hands?

omg

wifipassworcl:

sexting

wifipassworcl:

sexting

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
image

image

alright picasso calm down

daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

pussy-sista:

The only picture that exists from my childhood

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

melkior:

send hELP

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

zodiacbaby:

Who is she