"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
can someone just delete weheartit
I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.
yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
my friend in japan found a really cool book
japan is more knowledgable about our curse words than you or i ever suspected
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
They are not allowed to sell alcohol in grocery store here in Australia
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
I must learn my areas
fuck her in the eyes