my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention.
Fake gamer cats, ugh
tips for u to cook a motherfuckin potato and own it’s ass
I get do many questions and tips about the microwave potato post. It was my friend not me and I don’t really care enough to pass on all the potato microwaving techniques. I personally don’t use a microwave to cook potatoes or really cook anything really. Microwave are more a reheating and quick defrosting thing for me :)
give us the child
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
I think you mean cananabananailism
what the hell is wrong with you people
You must be new here
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
cum on her heart
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby